Texts from an American President: Obama’s Best Week Ever

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Reports say President Obama was screaming, “How do ya like me now” to everyone he was passing by this weekend.

 

What do I have in common with the most powerful man in the free world? We both have cell phones with a text plans. So I figured we use them to talk about President Obama’s best week ever!

 

 

Obama: what is up my main man!!

Obama: wanted to check in. haven’t heard from you in a while.

Me: ?

Me: uhhhh, mr. president?

Obama: of course man, who else would it be?

Me: hold up, you’re contacting me for once?

Me: YOU’RE ACTUALLY CONTACTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: AM I DREAMING?

Me: IS THIS REAL LIFE?!?!?!?

Obama: LOL this is real!

Obama: i’m in such a great mood I bet my chief of staff denis $100 that even texting you won’t bring me down!

Me: :/

Me: ok not gonna lie, that one stung a little bit…

Obama: LOL

Obama: see this week just keeps getting better and BETTER!!!!!!!

Obama: jk

Me: 🙂

Obama: NOT!!!! LOL

Me: >:(

Obama: hey, you sassing me?

Obama: ME?!?!?!?!?!?

Obama: i’m sending you that video of me and that heckler.

 

Obama:

 

Obama: KING KONG AIN’T GOT SHIT ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: alright b-dawg, I’ll let that slide.

Me: I ain’t gonna harsh your vibe!

Obama: that’s right!!!!!

Obama: LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD IN DA HOUSE!

Me: but you’re right. this week has been bananas!

Me: B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!!!!

Obama: tell me about it I thought this day would never come!

Obama: I mean there are those that lost hope, including me. but that didn’t mean we didn’t continue to fight!

Me: 🙂

Me: yeah tell me about it.

Me: gay marriage is now legalized thanks to SCOTUS

Me: shocked it happened so soon!

Obama: gay marriage?

Obama: no, i’m talking about obamacare subsidies!

Obama: SCOTUS FOUND THEM TO BE CONSTITUTIONAL!

Obama: yeah, that gay marriage thing was pretty cool too I guess.

Me: also don’t forget about the TPP stuff!

Me: the trade deal wasn’t looking too good a week ago, but it got passed last week as well!

Obama: LOL!

Obama: SUCK IT CHINA!!!!

Obama: OBAMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama: on top of all that, it was bipartisan legislation!

Me: actually wasn’t it just you and the republicans that wanted to fast-track on the trade deal?

Obama: yeah, exactly!

Obama: i’m a dem, they’re rep

Obama: BIPARTISANSHIP!

Me: but a majority of democrats wanted nothing to do with it.

Me: like sen. warren.

Me: so I don’t know if I would call that bipartisanship…

Me: if anything the deal may have just alienated both the dems and the reps to you?

Me: :/

[Silence…]

Me: OBAMA?!?

[Silence…]

Me: B-DAWG!?!?!?!?!?

Obama: thanks, just lost a $100 to denis

Me: oh no, my bad…

Me: will talk later?

[Silence…]

Me: OBAMA???

[Silence…]

Me: yeah we’ll talk later.

 

 

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